editor pants are the best fitting paaaants!

guess what?
i know if i like pants.
i am smart enough to know if these pants are pants i want.
great! you like the pants i like?
i know i mostly like these pants. you do too? they're your favvvvrrriiitts? great!
i don't need a dressing room started for me.
when it comes to starting, you can start stopping asking me to start things.
carrying this shirt also isn't a real burden.
why am i starting to talk like you? yay! wheeeeeeeeee! goo! ca-caw! z!
opening an express card sounds like 0% of a deal.
i know you're doing your job.
you're doing it annoyingly.
i said it.