dead zeppelin
okay, so, my roommate and bane of my existance, tim, is making me read the Zombie Survival Guide. he is a nightmare of a person.
he told us he was reading it and started referencing knowledge he'd learned via the book (quite literally 272 pages long; i'm on page 34). so, i started asking about things i knew, pretty much only from shawn of the dead and the thriller video, like can i use a coffee cup or do they dance?, and he yelled at me.
you'd be the first to go, he said.
since, i've learned that a zeppelin is the best way to escape a hoard of zombos. you heard it here, folks.
posted by tara d. @ 12:01 AM
5 Comments:
A true nightmare is a pack of 15 zombies slowly lurching toward you, moaning their sickening moan, and you, utterly unprepared, attempting to defend yourself with coffee cups and freaking RECORDS.
You'll thank me during the next outbreak.
Tim won't hesitate to chop our heads off if we're infected. What a true friend.
he literally said that. when i suggested he could keep us on a chain and play video games with us, he said, "unrealistic".
You're right.
That's the ONLY thing.
Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiinnnnssss . . .
That's Hollywood hogwash.
A real zombie isn't picky. He just wants to taste your flesh. Any part will do.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some stairs to destroy.
(Zombie Survival Guide Lesson #6: Get up the stairs, then destroy them.)
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