guess who's coming to dinner?

last night, i made a lovely dinner hoping to use remainders of Peapod delivery, and we casually ate and flipped on HBO. one of my all-time favorites was on, Charlotte's Web. besides the painful life lessons it teaches (people get bored of things they once cherished! pigs make bacon! things die!), and reminding that my first girl on girl crush was a spider, it also goes above and beyond by featuring PAUL LYNDE (center square) as templeton the rat.

after much careless consideration, i have decided if i get 6 people to ask to dinner per the age old question, lynde is my guest of honor. HE IS HILARIOUS! and SNARKY! and i could listen to his voice and stare at his ascots for HOURS!

he is the only one i feel sure of.
name yours. convince me. you get up to 6.