FPDG
yeh-ee-yay-EE!
in indiana right now, amidst more rallies i wrote for casino-in'; fun and exhausto-ed. but that doesn't mean i have the right to ever skip
THE FRIDAY PSEUDO-DRINKING GAME!
[the violence edition]
i never:
*got spanked when i was little
*punched anyone in the face
*gotten slapped
remember, this means i've done all these things (or had them done to me). answer up!
posted by tara d. @ 3:42 PM
5 Comments:
ooh, i love the FPDG!
drink. i was a demon child and i deserved it.
not drink. i'm more of a kicker, shover, torso puncher, and and elbow dropper.
small drink. at a drunken party, a friend and i made up a cheer about how another friend's mom was ugly. he slapped my friend first, which made me laugh, and then he slapped me, but it was a really light slap so I don't think it counts.
Drink. I totally deserved it.
Pseudo-drink. I've never really punched somebody but I do in my dreams, tons. And now that I'm going to kickboxing class, maybe I will in real life!
Not drink. I'm too wussy to offend somebody enough to slap me.
Finally, something I'm good at. I'm uber-violent, so this is great for me.
Drink - it was rare, but it was memorable.
Not drink - the only time would have been in my brief stint in Tae Kwon Do, but I don't think I ever got a solid face.
Drink - joke slaps, mostly, but some college joke slaps can hurt pretty bad.
Once again I'm totally crashing the FPDG party. But you stole my friend, so you can expect regular visits. Ha! A punishment worse than death.
That may be a bit dramatic. Definitely worse than papercuts though. And probably worse than kneescrapes too. Anyway, the game.
#1: Drink. In fact drink twice. I used to get spanked. Alot. But it was always funny. Especially when it got to the point that me and my brother were too big for our mom to actually physically hurt us (probably at 7 and 9 respectively) and we were biting our lips to keep from laughing when she tried to spank us and got together afterwards to rehash it and just about pee our pants laughing. Which could have actually happened, I mean we were 7 and 9.
#2: Drink. A wise man once said "They tell ya never hit a man with a closed fist but it is, on occasion, hilarious." I find this to be the case. I could bring up any number of cheeky hockey stories but I think my favorite is punching in the face again the guy who went to the ref and said "that guy just punched me in the face". Ah that was fun. Five in the box is always worth it.
#3: Drink. More times that it's probably wise to admit. Generally I had it comming though, but always in a charming rougish manner. You work blue you pay the price. But one time just because I didn't recogonize Jim Morrison.
- Scott
P.S. Awesome blog innovation.
thanks, dudes! yeah!this makes me proud that everyone likes it!
a. eileen, no one "deserves" it, i guess, but i understand. i think it's pretty awesome about the cheer, though it's about the meanest.
b.swartz: all drinks - only you would have all drinks! didn't you get cuaght for laughing in mass at watterson, or was that someone else of our closeys? i've heard that story about tracy, and it's still one of the funniest things.
c. howie! wow, everyone got spanked, huh? i only got spanked once.
d. timbo: fake college slaps do hurt. a lot! play-fighting is when people get hurt (looks down glasses at you).
e. scotty: you sound insane.
i couldn't be happier that you love FPDG~!
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