ladies and gentlemen,

dave gaudet.

i don't know why it's not constantly funny, these costumed bits. it should be insanely funny all the time. here's just two times it struck me as nuts, while i had my cam phone on me: dave waiting to go on as "Dusty DeCanter", lounge singer, and Dave getting bald-capped for Dr. Phil. Or O'Reilly. Does it matter? he's fucking wearing a sheath on his scalp. this is gold.