lateral move
back on health kick as of sunday, despite being a V Machine yesterday on the plane.(v machine sounds dirts.)
i was up really late on sundo, after learning lines and transcribing a musical for a project i'm doing at the hotel. i took a shower and then curled up in my luxury room to watch a little tv (the nice perk of corporate work). i caught this infomercial for the lateral thigh trainer, hated it, laughed, then went on ebay and bought it.
i think mostly it just sort of made me happy to buy something from an infomercial. i can't wait! bring it here as fast as your hot paws can carry it! i think i'll probably fall off of it then go jogging, but who knows. i bet part of me will like it a bunch. i'm just over the gym right now - it makes me feel trapped in the spring, instead of happs.
have you ever bought anything from an infomersh?
posted by tara d. @ 12:28 PM
3 Comments:
I haven't, but I really, really want a Magic Bullet. Have you seen that one? It's the best. It features a neighborhood get-together complete with racially diverse neighbors and the old lady down the street who chain smokes and wears a housecoat.
Also, I like the name "Magic Bullet" because my friend once had a vibrator with the same name.
i had to look that up just to see it was real.
what the f is that thing?
i can't believe anyone would name a food processor magic bullet. that's just asking for trouble.
ordering a magic bullet, you decide which,
td
My mission is the same as those Star Trek dudes.
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