community dare, 2006
i have a new resolution. this week, i received one of my favorite mailings: the guide from the discovery center. my roommates and i on occasion have ooh-ed and aah-ed at it, not believing the contents. for those not in chicago, the discovery cent is just a learning annex for community classes... however, mixed with the normal classes (tap dance, calligraphy), there sure are others.
here's a list of real discovery center courses for spring:
*secrets of a private eye
*past-life regression
*bondage and domination, an introduction
*networking for kinky people
*how to find the xtacy spot; orgasm school
*the wisdom of stones - the art of glacial lithmancy (what now?)
my resolution?: to take one of these courses as a bit, yet display no signs of such. someone, please come with!
posted by tara d. @ 12:52 PM
7 Comments:
I would absolutely love to go to the "Secrets of a Private Eye" class with you, always wearing an ensemble of:
- Hawaiian shirt
- Detroit Tigers hat
- Aviator sunglasses
Don't think I could pull off the short-shorts, however.
Also, without a hint of irony, I would constantly correct the instructor anytime he said, "Private Eye."
It's private investigator.
I would go to Secrets of a Private Eye or that Wisdom Stones Lithmancy thing.
If the Secrets of a Private Eye is more than one class, we should wear a disguise to each one...or at least the first one.
I would go to "Secrets of a Private Eye" just to ask why they occasionally refer to their occupation as being a "private dick."
I would also go to the Glacial Lithmancy class because it sounds like Arithmancy, the reading of ancient runes. And Hermione Granger told me that it's a very important subject.
But I don't think I'd feel comfortable at orgasm school. It sounds pretty advanced and I should probably start at the beginning. To begin with: what the hell is an orgasm?
I'm down for anything BYOC. Bring your own candle, geeze, if you didn't know that you don't even deserve to read runes.
why are you all so afraid of kinky extacy?
We've probably all mastered kinkiness. I know I have.
[i come in, wearing tie-dyed crinkle skirt and dreamcatcher earrings.]
why ARE you all afraid of kinky ecstasy? why are we all?
[mutual masto session begins]
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i am going to bone rance.
just for fake, because he's all skilled and shit. deanna? cool?
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