turnin' tricks in '06
yeah! after a couple of late evenings/mornings, the first post here in 2006 is of course a check in to say i LOVE(!) and the happiest of new years to all of you. you, most likely, are a kickass person that i couldn't love more. you heard right.
IMPT! year theme vote! which do you like betts?
what's in the mix, '06?
get your fix, 06!
turn some tricks '06
suck some d*cks, '06! (negative)
suck some d*cks in '06! (positive?)
play sweet licks, '06
there's nougat in snicks, '06
write in votes will also be accepted.
posted by tara d. @ 2:09 PM
9 Comments:
Perhaps
"Inspect Hans Blix, 2006"
"Silly rabbits eat Trix, 2006"
"Google Stevie Nicks, 2006"
or
"Rhyming is overrated, 2006"
As an aside, could you please explain the difference between "suck some d*cks (negative)" and "suck some d*cks (positive)?" My feeble brain fails to distinguish between the two in a meaningful way.
Also, aren't those two more "resolutions" than "themes?" ;)
Rhyming is fun, but not as fun as irony.
I would also like to point out:
"Chew Dentyne, twenty-thirteen."
awww, best friends.
i would like to state for the record that i have no idea who montecore's revenge is. no idea. sorry, friend.
also, the diff between the two d quotes are this - one is AT 2006 (like, suck a d, 2006!) and the other is about activity within 2006 (get some b-jos in 2006).
b-jo.
Oh, now I get it. (Sorry. Again, a little slow.) The first one is like, "Hey, 2006! You a-hole! Yeah, I'm talking to you, year 2006. Suck on this!" ("thix?") The second one is like "Perform fellatio in the year 2006!" (You said "get," but I think it's more like "give").
Thank you for helping to evaporate the mists of my ignorance.
Incidentally, the latter still sounds more like a resolution to me. Not one to which I would subscribe, but one I would definitely applaud in certain others. Bravo?
One final aside - For about a year after I heard about the Hot Karl show at ComedySportz, I literally didn't know "hot karl" was something sexual until someone who works there explained it to me. Then I wished he hadn't. Ugh.
Whew. I'd hate to have to enforce my Patent.
Actually, I've hatched a plan to make a performance piece(gay) bit out of this. Stay tuned!
it'd better be gay, if it's about you suckin' dongs this year.
trusting, of course, that you meant gay the right way. of course.
rent from netflix in 06?
By the way, running a little late on cathching up with your blog but wanted comment on your slogans for 2006. Wait a sec..s l o g a n ...that is one strange word, sounds like some bad porn name...Slogan (insert creative pornographic last name ie: Long/ McPenis etc..)
My slogan: Hockey and Schlitz, 2006!
i'll take that soft rhyme of schlitz! we love schlitz! columbus italians miss schlitz. someone find my brother a f*cking can!
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