santa files

this week at MFs, i was with sam super. he was great.
our santa sucked.
he had a voice very similar to brian dennehy's.
to nearly 45 children, he also said, "what kind of cookies are you going to leave me? oh yeah? i never met a cookie i didn't like!" could've been cute, but when you sound like krusty the clown, it's not. it's the stuff nightmares are made of.

verdict: AWFUL!
verdict: Z!
c-mas longing: where is real santa?!