Risque Business

dear pal and pseudo-improv-crush billy phelan hung with the ladies of merman yesterday. it was a beautiful day, and our rehearsal got cut short because there was a mistake in space booking, so megan, kate, laura and i sat outside and some enjoyed bloody marys.

as things tend to when he's around, the convo took a sharp turn to titillating subject matter. billy told us stories of bachelor parties he used to bartend, and personally reeled from the things he'd seen. kate, pictured, also reeled. though billbone is the biggest hornbot of them all, he said that not even he was intruiged by the stripper house-party. what's good about a nasty girl with fakes and smoker's cough coming in and rubbing her snooch all over you?, he said.

other notable terms i learned besides "snooch":
*Drill-do
*Chew toy
*"The Football Trick"

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal.