punch list, part II
*offenders who call Joey Bland "Rudy"
*(the current) elizabeth hasselback - get a pair
*anyone who knows who elizabeth hasselback even is (including self)
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
*(the current) elizabeth hasselback - get a pair
*anyone who knows who elizabeth hasselback even is (including self)
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4 Comments:
Eeek! I know who Elisabeth Hasslebeck is. Now I'm going to punch myself in the vag.
Her brother-in-law is a good quarterback. She married the wrong Hasselbeck. But I don't really know who she is. So, no vag punch for me.
Joey and I were walking down Southport, crossing Addison, when a guy (walking by himself) looked at us and said in full voice as we passed in the crosswalk, "Well THERE is the guy from lord of the rings." It was pretty matter-of-fact, really loud, and directed at literally no one. The only people who would have heard him were US, me and joey. What's the point, dude? Why do you vocalize that?? Just to prove to the two of us that you are a cocksmoker?
Is it even worse that I remember her as Elizabeth Filarski, Survivor contestant and shoe designer?
Don't answer that.
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