from the WTF? file

there sure are a lot of slot machines in atlantic city.

i've decided i want a new job: thinking of slot-machine names and concepts. seems limited to you? it shouldn't. come here and see. understand why:

many of these machines are average, and have average names (double diamond, wild cherry, the like). many of these machines are very average and have great names (cleopatra's revenge). some of these are new-fangled and have hugely exciting gimmicks, based on things we like (wheel of fortune, jeopardy, the price is right). some of these are based on ridiculous premises or products that are outdated (Men In Black, Spam).

these are all real, just like my love for keno*.


*i still have no idea what keno is.