boomboomboom
take a time out.
i'm listening to a mix cd, and the song "boom boom boom" is on it.
not "boom boom boom, let's go back to my room"; or even "we like the cars, the cars that go boom". but the 96-ish classic that goes "boomboomboom, let me hear you say way-oh! (way-oh!)".
in this trendy, seemingly harmless song, we hear the following...
(Ow, I came to)
Make you shake it/Till you break it/Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over/Grab your shoulder/Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-ah/Get you wet-ah/Pump it faster to make it bett-ah
Dim the the lights then lock the room
'Cause now it's time for me to hit that boom!
None of this bothers me except the following:
SLIP MY PETER INSIDE YOUR FOLDER?
THAT IS BAR NONE, ONE OF THE DUMBEST METAPHORS EVER.
but, please use this line with me. it will always work.
posted by tara d. @ 10:52 AM
4 Comments:
okay, i may know the folks who made that cd... and td, you are right the peter / folder combo is not okay with me. the worst part though, is that everyone who came to the wedding got a cd... including my confirmation mentor who is 80 years old. did they say stuff like that back in the day? or was it more of the dong / envelope nature?
I am proud/glad/honored to be invited to read your blog. Okay, less of an invite but more of a CC: on an email.
I see you three times or more a week in person but still can't get enough TD.
Peter in your folder? Psh, more like your trapper keeper.
Indeed.
-pg
oh, anonymous, i think your name might be tracy. an 80 year old is shakin' it to that song right now... well, weirder things have happened (see: rapping granny in the wedding singer).
blackdog, you RULE. thanks for coming by. now my dream of you meeting all my other friends from home and beyond is coming true.
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