Wednesday, November 09, 2005

when life hands you lemons

heard this yesterday, and you may have heard by now - a 31 year old man has been arrested for poisoning his wife. officials say he gave her gatorade with antifreeze in it for a period of 5-6 months. what kind of twisted, maniacal f*ck do you have to be...?

there's articles here and here - but for the creepiest one, you should probably look here, where the accused ominously holds a glass of yellow gatorade in his photo.

worse yet, he wrote a blog about it.
to my knowledge, the blog has been removed today.

4 Comments:

Blogger Lindberg said...

1. I love how you censor your swear words.
2. I think this is a HILARIOUS story. People are all kinds of entertaining.

3:25 PM  
Blogger tara d. said...

you never know what little eyes are reading. but i don't worry about hojo talk as much.

p.s., you would.
td

4:14 PM  
Blogger Scotty 2 Hotty said...

The thing about anti-freeze that makes it such a good poison is that it's really really sweet. And you just give it to them slowly... slowly. Then all of a sudden, they've hit their tolerance and they die of flu like symptoms over the course of a few days. Then you just get out of there and appear mournful... the perfect plan!

But it's a bit passive aggressive for my tastes. If I'm going to kill someone it's going to be face to face, preferably mortal kombat style. HADOKEN!

- Scott

10:16 PM  
Blogger Scotty 2 Hotty said...

P.S. If you want to read his creepy ass blog, here's the cached version of it, still available. Plus go to some of the people on his blog-roll (how I hate that term) and get their takes on the situation.

- Scott

P.P.S. This is what I'm doing instead of studying for the huge final I have tomorrow.

11:01 PM  

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